Valentines Day jokes 2016
In valentines Day we provide you different types of jokes with the help of which you can able to talk to your loved ones. jokes is the best way to make your love happy and smiling. We provide different types of jokes for you on Valentines Day 2016 for free.
Happy Valentines day best jokes 2016.
Craig: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Joe: Why?
Craig: Because they cantaloupe!
Valentines Day jokes 2016.
Justin: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
John: I haven’t a clue.
Justin: “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.”
Jokes of the day for valentines day.
Tobin: What happened to your leg?
Matt: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Tobin: And?
Matt: I pulled a mussel!
Funny jokes for kids 2016.
Ben: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Finn: I have no idea. What?
Ben: “I find you very attractive!”
Best valentines day jokes.
Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.
Q. What did one volcano say to the other?
A. I lava you.
Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Cute jokes for valentines day 2016.
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand? Valentine Joke
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Valentine Day jokes for jokes.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favourite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Very funny jokes for valentines day.
When a woman on the staff of the school where I worked became engaged, a friend and colleague offered her some advice.
'The first ten years are the hardest.'
'How long have you been married?' she asked.
'Ten years', he replied.
Two friends talking jokes 2016.
- Hi, what are you doing?
- Not much, writing a Valentine’s Day greeting card.
- Why are you writing it with your left hand? Are you left-handed?
- No, I just can’t let my right hand to see it. It’s a surprise for it.
Valentines Day jokes for girlfriend.
- What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine’s Day?
- Well, I don’t know, – she answers shyly.
- OK, that I give you another year to think about it…
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